GOLDIE - CHAPTER 5 - THE FRETFRET (moderate)
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It almost makes me forget about the thing I thought was a cavity.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRINT . . . COLOR . . . 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It’s enough to make me worry the warts right off my butt,” he said woefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe would’ve kept wheezing along, on his very boring way, if the snarf sniffer hadn’t given his cloud an enormous bear hug. A fountain of fantastic colors squirted out and clobbered the fretfret with a squishy KA-SPLOOSH!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fretfret smiled and laughed and sang, “What’s this \u003cem\u003eglorious\u003c\/em\u003e feeling swishing and swirling all over me? It almost makes me forget about the thing I thought was a cavity.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRINT . . . COLOR . . . SHARE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease tag\u003cspan\u003e \u003ca title=\"Instagram\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/beneaththecyclops\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@beneaththecyclops\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eon your\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e#btcgoldie\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eposts! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e"}