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CRAB CLAW

CRAB CLAW
It took me a while to come up with a title for this one.
I was going to call it
CONSUMPTION OF FREE WILL BY A MONITARILY DENTURED SUBURBIA.
Then I threw up in my mouth a little. Obnoxiously pretentious titles have that effect on me.
© John Thomas

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